They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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