Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You did what with his pubic hair?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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