can u get pink eye on your cock?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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