Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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