so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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