Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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