Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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