The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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