Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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