so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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