just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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