we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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