i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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