White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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