Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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