were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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