This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You can't special order awesome
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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