What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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