That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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