me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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