then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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