She's JV to your varsity
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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