...so i touched it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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