So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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