Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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