She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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