yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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