I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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