whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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