For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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