She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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