wrigley field is MILF paradise
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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