I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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