I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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