summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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