do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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