he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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