i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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