so that wasnt chicken after all
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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