i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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