Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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