lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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