I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We are all done wearing pants today
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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