Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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