seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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