taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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