Where is the hickey?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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