Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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