dude i'm inner monologue high
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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