its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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