I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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