how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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