If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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