Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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