Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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